LazyGermanbeaverscan’tswim46kilometersoftheSpreeRiverthroughBerlinwithoutaman-maderest-stoptohelpthemcatchabreather?

Beaversaresupposedtobesobusyandindustrious。

Anddelicious。

DidyouknowthatbeaverswereonceapopularEastermealinGermany?

(Ididnot!

)AsDerSpeigelreports:“DuringLent,theperiodoffastingpriortoEaster,peoplewereforbiddenfromeatingmeat。

Thechurch,however,haddeclaredthatbeaver,becauseitlivesinwater,wasnotananimalbutafish,makingthemanattractivemeal。

”Peopleandtheirrationalizing!

Inmybuilding,theelevatorsaresettostopautomaticallyateveryfloorfromFridaynighttoSaturdaynight。

I’malwayslike,comeon,youguys。